Dhaonan Ehren Ashburne, Neighbor

   So you're asking who I am, eh? Let's see how many different descriptions I can string together.

  I'm the "nerd equivalent of a hipster", an avid reader, a writer of fantasy literature, a mystic that studies the sciences alongside philosophy & faith. I've been dubbed an Acolyte, a lifelong Peter Pan, and pretty much the most interesting person you'll ever meet. I mean c'mon kids, have you seen me? You can call me The Magician of the tarot deck, a stereo-typical Solar Leo that slumbers beside Saturn in his Den, or just plain adorable.

 Now admit it. The thing you are really curious about is what I'm doing here on the interwebz, right? It's pretty obvious you do, you are taking the time to read this after all. My purpose while a'Patchin is to be a listener, a teacher & mentor, a revealer of cosmic mystery, and ultimately the person that gives some of the most top notch advice you'll ever hear. My role here is to impart some of life's secrets to y'all (free of charge of course); those lessons that seem to elude a majority of the populace but are the keys to unlocking the potential for you to be the most awesome you that you can be.

 I'm not just here to rant at you though, quite a lot more than that actually. Sure I may spout lessons in livin' a pretty rockin' life, but there's no way that I can know exactly what area of your existence that you might want some wise words about. That's right kids, you go ahead and ask me for advice on pretty much any of life’s countless issues and I'll throw you a exponentially appropriate answer stitched together from practical life advice, spirituality, and some things that might even surprise you. Frankly they surprise me, but mostly because I don’t know what those “things” are just yet. I'm certainly not your great-grandmother's Sunday News advice columnist, I'm the guy that's actually gunna listen to exactly what you need and then scribe you some wicked deep words of wisdom. Got a query, question, or heck even a quip or comment? Shoot me an email to DhaonanLeonis@gmail.com , then stay tuned and you'll get the reply that's gunna change your life.

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Dhaonan Ehren Ashburne specializes in providing advice to reader questions for teens and twenty-somethings combining practical life lessons, testimonial from past questioner's experience, and multi-denomination spirituality.